ANGEL: Cordelia, get out.
CORDY: What?”
ANGEL: I-I mean, of the office. Take the day off. Go live your life a little bit. I can manage here.
CORDY:  Don’t think I don’t know what you’re doing, Angel.
ANGEL: What am I doing?
CORDY: You’re trying to push me away, close yourself off.
ANGEL: That’s not what…
CORDY: Well, I got news for you, broody boy. We’re all we’ve got now. You may not like sharing your grief with others, but that’s the normal, healthy way people deal with loss. I’m not going anywhere, so get used to it. I’m staying right here! (son bipper sonne) Oops! I gotta go. Commercial audition. If it wasn’t a national I’d blow it off.
ANGEL: Well, if you don’t feel up to it then don’t go. Stay here.
CORDY: Reverse psychology, very cute, don’t worry. I’m going.
ANGEL: I’m not…
CORDY: But don’t get any ideas. I’m coming back!”
ANGEL: Right.

Cordélia et Barney, un démon se font mutuellement peur,

BARNEY: You scared the heck out of me!
CORDY: I scared you? Look in the mirror lately?
BARNEY: Every chance I get!

BARNEY à Cordy: Break a leg.
CORDY: Excuse me?
BARNEY: I’m sensing a little performance anxiety here. Little trick, picture everybody…
CORDY: In their underwear.
BARNEY: I was going to say dead, but hey, if that underwear thing works for you…

BARNEY: Call me Barney. First off you should know right away before there is any misunderstanding: I’m a demon.
ANGEL: I appreciate the candor.
BARNEY: Secondly, I just realised it’s 3:45 in the afternoon. Middle of the day. If you’re a vampire, why aren’t you in your coffin?
ANGEL: Coffin. I hate that stereotype. You’re a demon and you don’t know anything about vampires?
BARNEY: Only what I’ve learned from TV.
ANGEL: Vampires don’t sleep in coffins. It’s a misconception made popular by hack writers and ignorant media. In fact you know, we can and do move around during the day, as long as we avoid direct sunlight. Got it?
BARNEY: Got it. Sorry. I didn’t want to push any sore spots.

Cordélia est à une audition pour une publicité,

HOMME: Okay. Let’s try this whenever you’re ready.
FEMME: Action.
2ème HOMME: Just look at the wine stain on my shirt! I can’t meet your folks looking like this!
CORDY: Don’t worry honey, it’s no problem with extra strength stain-be-gone.
2ème HOMME: Extra strength stain-be-gone?
CORDY: Yep. Now stain-be-gone is more effective at melting away blood – wine - even grass stains. See, just spray it on and rub it in (Elle commence à pleurer) and in minutes the stain is gone! It’s completely gone.
 
HOMME: Okay, that was…
2ème HOMME: Good. That was good. Good.
FEMME: Very nice.
HOMME: But I think what we’re going for here is more of a…
FEMME: Happy.
HOMME: Yeah, happy. More of an up feeling that the stain is gone.
2ème HOMME: Yeah, because obviously stains are, you know…
FEMME: Not good.
HOMME: Exactly.
2ème HOMME: Yeah. Right.
CORDY: I’m sorry.
2ème HOMME: I’m sorry.
HOMME: It’s an interesting choice.

HOMME: Let’s try it one more time. Will go from…
2ème HOMME: Stain-be gone is more effective.
HOMME: Yeah.
CORDY: Now stain-be-go-ugh! (Elle a une vision et se tient la tête) is…more… effective grass stains!
HOMME: Okay. Nice adjustment.
2ème HOMME: Nice.
FEMME: Thank you.

CORDY: Doyle! I thought our kiss meant something, and instead he… he used that moment to pass it on to me! Why couldn’t it have been mono or herpes!
ANGEL: Cordelia…
CORDY: I didn’t ask for this responsibility, unlike some people, who shall remain lifeless! I don’t have anything to atone for. If they know what’s good for them, the PTB better just stay out of my head.
ANGEL: The Powers That Be. You had a vision.
CORDY: Boy! Howdy. And guess what, you know how they look painful? Well, they feel a whole lot worse!
ANGEL: Another door opens. You’re my link to the Powers, now.
CORDY: I’m nobody’s link to anybody. I lost control of my entire central nervous system getting that stupid vision and I’m not certain, but I think I may have drooled a little at the first audition I’ve had in weeks.
ANGEL: What was it?
CORDY: Ah, stain-be-gone, it was a national no less. They probably never call me again.

CORDY: And if kissing is the only way to get rid of it I will smooch every damn frog in this kingdom!
BARNEY: Oh, sorry. I thought I heard voices.
ANGEL: Uh, Barney you remember my associate Cor(Cordélia embrasse Barney)-delia?
CORDY: Maybe not every frog.
BARNEY: Boy! I got to say I like the way you people treat your clients!

ANGEL: Hey, and behave yourself. I don’t want to find you two necking on the couch when I get back.