CORDY: Someone with that much body art is gonna have a different definition of civic duty.

CORDY: In fact, generally speaking, you don't change a guy. What you see is what you get. Scratch the surface and what do you find? More surface.

FILLE: Excuse me!
FAITH: Okay, you're excused.
FILLE: That's my boyfriend!
FAITH: Really? You have your name on him? Because I don't see it  anywhere.

CORDY: You can always tell when he's happy. His scowl is slightly less scowly.

LEE: I don't want you to make me look bad.
Faith le frappe.
FAITH: How do you look now?
LILAH: She shows initiative.
LINDSEY: Jesse, I think you better make it 3 for dinner instead of 4.

ANGEL: What kind of demons are we dealing with.
CORDY: Well, it's not exactly a demon thing.
WESLEY: What kind of thing is it?
CORDY: It's a kind of  husband and wife break-up thing.
WESLEY: A divorce case?
ANGEL: You're kidding.

CORDY: According to the husband the wife is a real witch.
WESLEY: Seems a bit on the seedy side.

ANGEL: I didn't bring any money with me.
CORDY: Okay, Elvis. When you are a big star you can get away with not carrying any cash.

CORDY: I think one of us should apply for a small business loan. I meant what's a thirty year loan to you?

ANGEL: I thought she was in a coma.
CORDY: Pretty lively coma.

ANGEL: Last year I had a shot at saving her. I was pulling her back from the brink when some British guy kidnapped her and made damn sure she'd never trust a living soul.
CORDY: Angel, it's not Wesley's fault that *some* British guy ruined your...  Oh ! Wait (à Wesley) that was you. (à Angel) Go on.

CORDY: She charm her way out?
WESLEY: Apparently she managed to break a policeman's jaw with his own handcuffs before she disappeared into the night.
CORDY: Hmm. For Faith, that is charm.
 

FAITH : I mean if I kill him, would that help, or just be really funny ?