WESLEY: Bitch. Not you, obviously.

CORDY: Well, if it's any consolation it really does look like you were tortured by a much larger woman.
WESLEY: She's still here, I assume.
CORDY: He gave her his bed !

WESLEY: I do not, however, understand why the woman who brutally tortured me last night this morning gets pastries !

CORDY : People always get a little funny right after they've been sadistically tortured !

ANGEL: You understand why we have to help Faith, don't you?
CORDY: Totally.
ANGEL: We can't just arbitrarily decide whose soul is worth saving and whose isn't.
CORDY: Oh, I know! And this one? Thanks.
 
ANGEL: Paid vacation.
CORDY: Like I'm gonna stick around while psycho case is roaming lose downstairs with three tons of medieval weaponry? Not! Oh ! and I'm thinking …sugar high? Maybe not a great idea.

POLICIER: Everybody knows you've gone all Scully. Anytime one of these weird cases crosses anyone's desk, you're always there. What's going on with you ?
KATE: Scully is the skeptic.
POLICIER: Huh ?
KATE: Mulder is the believer. Scully is the skeptic.
POLICIER: Scully is the chick, right ?

LINDSAY: Is he dead?
LILAH: Well, he is a vampire, so technically, yes, he is dead !

 OBSERVATEUR: So, Los Angeles.
 WESLEY: California.

FAITH: So, how does this work?
ANGEL: There is no real simple answer to that. I won't lie to you and tell you that it'll be easy because it won't be... you'll probably be haunted and may be for the rest of your life.
FAITH (montre le four): So how does this work?

FAITH: I don’t know.  How do you say 'Gee, I'm really sorry tortured you I nearly to death?’

FAITH : I've got to be the first Slayer in history sponsored by a vampire.

LINDSAY: We're not talking about anything elaborate no slow or painful death.
LEE: Well, some pain would be good.
LINDSAY: The point is do we want her dead?
LEE: Yes. Dead… a lot.

LILAH : This is strictly a handshake deal.
LINDSAY: Not that it is necessary for you to have hands for us to do business with you.

ANGEL: Is everything okay in there?
FAITH: It was touch and go for the four minutes you left me alone, but somehow I got through it.

BUFFY: So you decided to punish her with a severe cuddling.

LEE: This is getting ridiculous. The first assassin kills the second assassin sent to kill the first assassin,  who didn't assassinate anyone until we hired  the second assassin to assassinate the first assassin.

LINDSAY: We're lawyers. It's a mistake for us to try to work outside the law.
LILAH: He's being ironic.

ANGEL: Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.

BUFFY : I can't be in your club. I never murdered anybody.

LINDSAY : We do have one thing in common.
KATE: Ah, our bodies are both 80% water?