WESLEY: Shanshu. Shanshu. Or maybe it's shushan.
CORDY: Are you still trying to figure out that word ? What's taking so long ?
WESLEY: Gee, I don't know, Cordelia. The prophecies of Aberjian were only written over the last 4000 years, in a dozen different languages, some of which aren't even human! Why don't we just get a phalangoid demon in here, suck the brain out of my skull. Maybe that would speed things up.
CORDY: He sure gets testy when he's translating.

CORDY :I wanna know what it says about me. If there is torrid romance in my future - massive wealth? If I have to I'll settle for enviable fame.
WESLEY: This is an ancient sacred text, not a magic eight ball.
CORDY: Nobody gets my humor.
ANGEL: I thought it was funny.

WESLEY: After all you did for him he sells his soul for thirty pieces of silver.
CORDY: Actually he sold it for a six-figure salary and a full benefits package.

DAVID : Ah, what did I do ? Spun off my digital pager network, made a few more million. Alright, several. Big whoop ! What does that mean ?
CORDY: No more shopping at the Penny Saver ?

CORDY: That shoe shine thing ?
 WESLEY: Shanshu.

CORDY : Angel is going to die ?
ANGEL: Oh ! Anything else ?
CORDY: He certainly took that well.Is this that opportune time to talk about my raise ?
WESLEY: It's probably years off, after the coming battles.
CORDY: My raise?

CORDY: Pain - killer.
WESLEY: Painful killer-demon.
CORDY: Painkiller !

CORDY: Ah, thanks. If I ever meet these Powers That Be. I'm gonna punch then in the nose ! Do you think they have a nose ?

CORDY: Well, it's just a prophecy. It's not like it came from on high.
WESLEY: That's what a prophecy is, Cordelia.

CORDY: Alright. Yeah, but Angel faces death all the time just like a normal guy faces waffles and French-fries. It's something he faces every day like :lunch. Are you hungry ?

WESLEY: What connects us to life ?
CORDY: Right now ? I'm going with doughnuts.

CORDY: We'll start small. Keep it simple. How would you like a puppy ? Right. A Ficus ? They're low maintenance. Ant farm ?

CORDY: Oracles.  Get out of the house. Could be fun.

GUNN :You getting enough iron ? You look a little pale. Okay, it's in the human world to humor people who've done favors for you in the past.

GUNN: Yeah, well, if it's tossing a vampire in with them lawyers, I'm in. Because that was my idea of a good time.

LILAH : Remember when Robert Price let the senior partners down and they made him eat his liver? I don't know what made me think of that.

CORDY : I just hope skin and bones here and figure out what those lawyers raised *sometime* before the prophecy kicks in and you croak. That was the old me, wasn't it ?

WESLEY: Ah, the vampire with a soul, once he fulfills his destiny, will Shanshu. Become human. It's his reward.

CORDY: Yeah, break out the champagne, Pinocchio. This is a big deal !

CORDY: Typical. I hook up with the only person in history who ever came to LA to get older.