~~~~~~~~~~ Citations
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Réalisé par
Fyno
Xander: Would you, um… date
me? Oh, that’s good! Date me! It’s terrible, right?
Willow: Huh? Oh, no! Oh,
yes, date me is silly…
Xander: See, what I should
do is I should just start with talking about the dance. Y’know, Buffy,
Spring Fling just isn’t any dance. It’s a time for students to choose,
um… a mate and then we can… observe their… mating rituals and tag them
before they migrate. Just kill me!
Giles: Buffy!
Buffy: What? Do I have something
on my face?
Buffy: And they’re getting
cockier. Look, I’m not loving it. Last night was a pretty close call.
Giles: Yes.
Buffy: Giles, care? I’m
putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail,
okay? I’m wearing a press-on. The least you could do in exhibit some casual
interest. You could go, ‘hmm’.
Giles: Hmm?
Buffy: Fine. That’s okay.
I can’t put it off any longer. I have to meet my terrible fate.
Giles: What?
Buffy: Biology.
Buffy: Wow. That was boring.
Xander: I don’t feel that
boring covers it.
Buffy: No, boring falls
short.
Willow: Even I was bored.
And I’m a science nerd.
Buffy: Don’t say that.
Willow: I’m not ashamed.
It’s the computer age. Nerds are in. They’re still in, right?
Xander: Willow, don’t you
have a thing?
Willow: A thing? The thing!
That I have! Which is… a thing that I have to go to.
Xander: Well, Willow’s not looking to date you. Or if she is, she’s playing it pretty close to the chest.
Cordelia: Willow! I really
like your outfit!
Willow: No, you don’t.
Cordelia: No, I really don’t,
but I need a favor.
Cordelia: … I’d be really, really grateful! I mean, I’d talk to you at the dance and everything.
Buffy: So, that’s it, uh?
I remember the drill. One Slayer dies, next one’s called! Wonder who she
is. Will you train her? Or will they send someone else?
Giles: Buffy, I…
Buffy: They say how he’s
gonna kill me? Do you think it’ll hurt? Don’t touch me! Were you even gonna
tell me?
Giles: I was hoping that
I wouldn’t have to. That there was… some way around it. I…
Buffy: I’ve got a way around
it. I quit!
Angel: It’s not that simple.
Buffy: I’m making it that
simple! I quit! I resign, I-I’m fired, you can find someone else to stop
the Master from taking over!
Giles: I’m not sure that
anyone else can. All the… the signs indicate…
Buffy: The signs? READ ME
THE SIGNS! TELL ME MY FORTUNE! YOU’RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOU
BOOKS! YOU’RE REALLY A LOTTA HELP!
Giles: No, I don’t suppose
I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know
about this? You’re never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want
anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta
figure out a way…
Buffy: I already did. I
quit, remember? Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master
rises…
Buffy: I don’t care! I don’t
care, Giles. I’m sixteen years old. I don’t wanna die.
Buffy: Mom, we can’t afford
this.
Joyce: The way you’ve been
eating, we can afford it.
Cordelia: There they are! They’re watching cartoons. That’s so cu… That’s not cute. That’s annoying. I’m annoyed.
Buffy: When he wakes up tell him… I don’t know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.
Xander: How could you let
her go?
Giles: As the soon-to-be-purple
area of my jaw will attest, I did not let her go!
Buffy: Y’know, you really
oughtta talk to your contractor. Looks like you got some water damage.
Master: Oh, good. The feeble
banter portion of the fight. Why don’t we just cut to the…
Angel: This way. What?
Xander: You were looking
at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking
out my neck! I saw that!
Angel: No, I wasn’t!
Xander: Just keep your distance,
pal.
Angel: I wasn’t looking
at your neck!
Xander: I told you to eat
before we left.
Master: Yes. Come forth,
my child. Come into my world.
Buffy: I don’t think it’s
yours just yet.
Buffy: I may be dead, but
I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
Master: You were destined
to die! It was written!
Buffy: What can I say? I
flunked the written.
Buffy: Oh, sorry. It’s just
been a really weird day.
Xander: Yeah! Buffy died,
and everything!
Willow: Wow! Harsh.
Giles: I should have known
that wouldn’t stop you.
Willow: I like your dress.
Master: And by the way… I like your dress.
Angel: By the way, I really
like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit
with everyone.